Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008
Get the The Thomas Edisonmug. devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.
by ACE OF JIZZ August 19, 2011
Get the Devon Thomasmug. 16 year old. North Wales Based. Female. Fond of footwear and music. Less fond of sharp, pointed objects.
Endearing Friend. Intelligent. Tres Amusent. Sometimes known as 'Georgie', or to her dissaproval, 'G' or 'Gina'.
Endearing Friend. Intelligent. Tres Amusent. Sometimes known as 'Georgie', or to her dissaproval, 'G' or 'Gina'.
"Be honest now. Do you think I'm all sweet and innocent? Because, I'm not..."
"Basically, I'd say I'm a model daughter..."
"Basically, I'd say I'm a model daughter..."
by John Thorp January 28, 2005
Get the Georgina Thomasmug. A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.
by Hatemyself October 18, 2014
Get the chocolate thomasmug. by Rob T September 15, 2003
Get the Thomas Francismug. Hes someone who is always there for you no matter what. He so kind and bubbly and cute and always knows what to say to make you smile. Your so lucky if you have him in your life.
by persowithlife February 12, 2018
Get the thomas murraymug. by Big Nlgger man April 22, 2018
Get the thomas greenmug.