Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

Cock Nose mouse

mouse that has a nose shaped like a penis

An animal that has a cock for a nose

by Bobby May 13, 2005

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.

All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.

by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020

Rasta mouse

Gorgeous

Peng
Lovely
Jamaican

Look at that rasta mouse

by slagging off May 14, 2016

It's raining mouse and rats

This word means "it's lightly sprinkling" but for people who want to be fun with it!

OMG it's raining mouse and rats!!

by mateothecoolestandbest December 4, 2024