base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.

I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.

by BOUS Master November 21, 2017

80th base

When you have sex with a lawnmower, usually taking place after your daughters quinceñera.

"Yo man I got so wasted and just got to 80th base"
"Dude how is ur dick still intact"

by A Niggtardo March 5, 2017

Based Sellers

Having the money, the girls and the house while balling and living your own way, selling everything and anything, not caring about anything more, just money.

Mike: Sell my friends stuffz here!

John: You can't sell our stuff!

Mike: Idc i can do everything i want, im Based Sellers.

by BallingMike August 2, 2013

bic the base

Shaving your pubes while completely erect using ubers of Barbrasol leaving no stubble behind.

I was bicing the base when my mom walked in and yelled "DANIEL! PUT THE BARBRASOL BACK

"I like to bic the base before getting a bj from my fine ass honey"

I wanted to achieve full insertion so I decided to bic the base.

by Darnell G March 21, 2011

dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

Based Lizard

When you're being so based and or something is so based its inhuman

He showed his friend his rock collection and his friend responded "Based lizard"
A girl farting at a destroy lonely concert

by WalterSoprano March 4, 2023

200th Base

Where you have sexual intercourse that is so good, you invae Russia

"man i got to 200th base and im the fucking Tsar now!"

by MimpleSan December 8, 2020