bureau of land management

Did you know the Bureau of Land Management was established in 1946? And it’s responsible for administering federal lands.
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La La Landed

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.
yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.
by insomniacwithnightmares September 24, 2017
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landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?
Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.
by prof_db January 29, 2021
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Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.
Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.
by Hunter May 05, 2005
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la la land

You know when you see someone and think, "wow, they're in their own world." Well that world is la la land.
Wow, that air-headed cheerleader seems like she's in la la land. She doesn't know what in the world is going on.
by Sara March 31, 2004
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Land Before Time

To refer to a movie better than Jurassic Park

The most badass epic motherfucking dinosaur movie ever created. This movie follows the story of a tough ass brontosaurus named littlefoot and his crew of little shithead friends. These little pussyshit dinosaurs defeated a BIGASS T-Rex at the end of the movie and found heaven itself.
Oh shit that movie totally Land before Timed that piece of shit.
by Campanella June 22, 2009
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Pizza-a-gogo Land

Masimoland. Land of wine, sun, olives and vair vair groovy Luuurve Gods. Italy.
"The Luurve God is in Pizza-a-gogo Land and has left me in dangerous England to fend for myself."
by jessickuhh September 08, 2008
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