If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"
"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
by TJones3 January 1, 2013
Get the Pankow's Lawmug. by Kerdrew October 8, 2023
Get the Nagy’s Lawmug. The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.
"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"
by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023
Get the Greki's Lawmug. The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.
by NoEnd February 12, 2021
Get the Jill's Lawmug. by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018
Get the Cousin-in-lawmug. According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.
by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011
Get the Schmitt's Lawmug. A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.
"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"
by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017
Get the Twitter In Lawmug.