Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.

“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”

by Chefskiss October 9, 2025

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Dot's Homestyle Pretzels

The most delicious pretzels in existence. There's no denying it.

Damn, Dot's Homestyle Pretzels are delicious!

by Anoymousanoymous.............. November 12, 2025

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Beer Dot

A ring around the lips from people using too much suction while Drinking beer bottles

(Created by STRXCH Beatz)

Used in a sentence:

"Yoo go check the mirror, you got one hell of a Beer Dot Partner..🍺"

by STRXCHbeatz December 8, 2025

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dot-orgasm

A huge internal-surge rush dat some web-surfers experience when they happen upon a comparatively-rare ".org" website when most of da other sites they see end wif ".com".

If a virile stud "comes" across a non-commercial-domain webpage, he may have such a "dot-orgasm" at finding said non-"dot-com" internet-address dat he might actually experience a "dot-cum" from it.

by QuacksO December 15, 2025

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