Warm ass

The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.

-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?

-I'm just getting some warm ass.

by Warmazz December 12, 2022

ass ravager

Someone who violates others in the ass without mercy

"That ass ravager boned three people last night and punished their sphincters."

by charlie brooks July 5, 2007

Ass Whiff

The smell of a dirty ass that may have been marinating in not being washed for a few days. Usually hot and sour stinky and not associated with a fresh fart.

Dude left some serious "ass whiff" in the air after he got out of his class seat.

by Cobalt62 June 26, 2009

data ass

You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........

"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."

by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015

hawkin an ass

when one has sex with an ass titty-fuck stlyle

yo bro, she wouldnt let me put it in her pooper so i ended up just hawkin an ass

by c_drizzle November 14, 2010

crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

by Squeazl August 4, 2009

ass-mop

1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.

2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.

3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.

4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley

1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!

3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!

4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"

by TWOW January 20, 2009