teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges

i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

Teddy

The person who gets all of the women. Good kisser. Never has just "normal" friends, just girlfriends. Chick Magnet.

Woah! He's getting all of the women! His name must be Teddy

by AsimovTheGreat September 12, 2017

Teddie

Gay boi

Teddie is gay

by Hshshdg December 8, 2018

tedder

The condition of scaly dryness of the skin between the balls and the butt.

Chip uses Gold Bond Powder or Blue Star Ointment for his tedder.

by irish domination July 29, 2008

1, 2 Teddy

n. the act of receiving a painful and intentional bite during fellatio; refers to a doublecross

When she found out I was cheating, she gave me the 1, 2 Teddy and now the doctors say the bite marks will leave scars!

He said he'd come through with the money, but at the last minute he gave me the 1,2 Teddy and now I'm broke.

by The Adverb Ninja May 22, 2008

teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

by loser999 December 11, 2007

teddy roosevelt

a "rough rider" in bed.

how was last night?
she was a teddy roosevelt

by blumpkid November 19, 2009