A creative meal using whatever ingredients one has at hand in order to make it till one has more money and/or food stamps.
Mom's buttered tabouli salad mix rice con chocolate chip burrito was a classic of cupboard surprise, combining the necessity of eating with the availability of what we had on hand.
by maximo hudson May 24, 2009
Get the cupboard surprisemug. when a woman looks like she has a flat ass, but upon removal of her clothes you notice that she has a surprisingly shapely ass, she has a surprise-a-donk.
by want to do January 11, 2011
Get the surprise-a-donkmug. An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
Obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
The Oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
by Monty MacGuffin January 6, 2008
Get the Oxford Surprisemug. When a guy gets a good-ole fashion blumkin and he gets a surpise. Unknown to the blumkinner or blumkinee an evil asshole has saran-wrapped the toilet seat, thus the "SURPRISE!"
What the fuck! Yesteday my girlfriend finally agrees to give me a blumkin and I ended up with a blumpkin surprise. Let's just say shit hit the fan-ny.
by gradeAwoody October 26, 2009
Get the blumpkin surprisemug. If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.
by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006
Get the chef's surprisemug. Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.
by Death's Stalker October 13, 2007
Get the Surprise Sexmug. u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her pooper and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut butter and rub in on ur cock, then make the doggy lick it off, then u cum in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)
Dylan: Last night was so crazy. I went back to her house,
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!
by Chris1392 December 20, 2007
Get the Seattle Surprisemug.