When a guy blows a load in a girls asshole and she squats down and lets it drip out slowly like soft serve icecream.
by Mike cometzo December 9, 2009
Get the soft serve mug.commonly used word for stupid ass pussy hockey players who dont know how to hit people. they usually run away from all contact and cry when they have to skate. they also love to be fat and eat food like wendys all day long. they arent good for much other than being fat pussies who do not know shit about anything other than fast food and how to be a dumbass piece of shit hockey player.
nick: "dude, you see that wicked fat defensemen over there?"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"
joe: "yea man he is a huge pussy and has wendys buffalo sauce all over his face.....they call him soft serve cause he sucks dick"
me: "yea dude what a dumbfuck"
by drinkin beeyah dood May 2, 2011
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when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft
example 1:
i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"
example 2:
i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"
example 2:
i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
by nofriends420 January 4, 2010
Get the soft blocked mug.A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009
Get the Soft Launch mug.A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
by Pilotwings87 January 5, 2009
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One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
by HamletPie July 19, 2011
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