by dwatts November 18, 2021
by MeowChammerpants October 26, 2013
by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 10, 2021
A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy
by 16 titular February 16, 2023
When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.
Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".
Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".
Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
by Briman_one&only can't clone me July 24, 2013
When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.
by Streakin Deacon December 09, 2016