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Slow

Another way of saying “It’s not happening
Person 1: There’s a party going on tonight. Are you going?
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that
by Schneidine June 4, 2021
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.
“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”
by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024
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Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.
by goldskn December 28, 2020
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Slow boi

Like “will” he just spit it out the slow boi
CWO
by Sososoapy January 18, 2025
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Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.
Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.
by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021
mugGet the Slow Cookmug.

Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name
That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep
by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023
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