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Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.
by goldskn December 28, 2020
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Slow flo

A Mexican-Jewish doctor that’s slow to write orders despite being told thrice
Hey slow flo can you write my orders before you go home
by King leo69 January 26, 2021
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Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.
Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.
by Meyrl March 28, 2021
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Slow

A politically correct term for the word retard even tho it means the same exact thing
Sarah: omg I’m so slow
Emily: in her mind “she is so politically correct and woke”
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Slow Lo-mo

Slowly turning into a lonely ‘mo’ (Homo)
I’m worried I’ll never find love”
“Man our not far from ‘slow lo-mo’”
by SlowLoMo April 30, 2021
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