shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Crimson Shower

Being the act of when a menstruating woman, straddles a partner above the face, releases her tampon, and the resulting flow of menstrual blood upon the partners face being a crimson shower.

Sandra was on her period so I asked her to give me a crimson shower

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

dirty shower

when u bust a load on a girls head then piss on it to wash it off

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

- shower head- head

When a person uses a shower head to masturbate.

Scott: Hey, guess what happend?

Charlie: What?

Scott: No, guess.

Charlie: sex happend?

Scott: I guess you can say that. I caught my younger brother giving himself head with a shower head.

Charlie: - shower head- head?

Scott: That's a good one lets put it in urban dictionary.

by MajorMole December 7, 2009

PTA shower

The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.

"shit, I have to grab a PTA shower, I slept in and now I'm late for work!!"

by bellevillebitch September 21, 2009

in the shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

by Thefoxyfox January 31, 2018