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shart

i see you reading this. You searched this cause you thought it was funny. Anyway, it means pooping when u think its just a fart...
person 1: omg i feel so sick
Person 2: oh, go fart then.
Person 1: *sharts* oh..that was not just a fart...
by Hi.ijustsharted December 6, 2024
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Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole
Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions
by dela lama January 26, 2023
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Shart

When you fart but a little surprise comes out
Oh shit I just sharted, get me some paper towels
by Beast The Bloody Legend March 3, 2021
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Duke's juicy sharts

Willy Wonka Tiktok / Duke Depp's juicy sharts - you can hear his juicy sharts in a tiktok video posted by sjbleau and he will also shart if a fan sends him a luxury candle on his dukemoose livestreams. Duke's juicy sharts are an iconic thing in his fandom.
Duke: "what do my sharts sound like? umm, juicy"

Duke fans: "we stan duke's juicy sharts"
by DogsAreCute02 March 21, 2021
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Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times
"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"
by Xakez May 2, 2022
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Shart lord

Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.
Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.
by indigo pup July 14, 2021
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Knowledge sharting

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017
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