School

When you masturbate and a school of sperm comes out

Man, I masturbated more times than how many people are in my school!
Must of been a school of sperm

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

school

The worst thing on the entire planet. it literally is bullshit. I wanna cut it's head off a thousand fucking times. it is so stupid. who the hell invented it? Whoever did is a fucking dumbass, like what the hell?

School is bullshit!

by Mr. Not Gay Man November 8, 2019

School

The worst punishment for kids who are not liked by their parents, it's very cruel. First, there is math. Math has all sorts of different numbers and combinations and about 100 different things to learn about. I haven't gotten to high school or above, but if middle school is hard then it must be literal torture over there. Next, ELA. ELA is my least favorite subject, which is crazy because I want to be a writer when I grow up. I think it's mostly because the teacher is so strict though. I'm never gonna get the thing of like, whatever the verbs and nouns and stuff are supposed to be called. They talk about it for a few minutes and then move on to something else. Not that I like learning, but I think I might just look it up soon. Next is science. I know lots of people will disagree with this, but I just do not like science. It's not really my thing, except for chemistry and robotics. For the second half of the year, this year science has basically just turned into math equations, like I can't even see how it's science anymore. I mean, like, graphs? Seriously? I learned that in fifth-grade math, and now you're teaching it in science? IDK, it's crazy. Next is Social Studies, which is kind of a tongue twister so let's just say SS. I really have nothing to say about how bad SS is, and that's thanks to my super nice teacher. I sure am getting the best grades in SS.

School is the worst, and I'm pretty sure everyone agrees. Most of everyone, not those few special kids that have put a protection spell over their brain to stop them from stress and stuff. I mean, not saying that kids who like school don't stress, but you know what I mean, right?

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022

School

Teachers giving you problems you wouldn't have without them

I hate school!

by Hi25;4(())$$$55555 August 15, 2017

school

a group of similar fishes swimming together

yesterday i saw a school of trout in the pond

by raza321 February 11, 2017

School

HELL !!! STAY AWAY

Mom: How was school

Timmy: Fuck you

by BeastOfStuff April 2, 2019

School

Hell

Bro did you know that the reason that school was invented was so that kids dreams can be crushed?

HELL YEAH I KNEW THAT... SCHOOL CRUSHED MY FUCKING DREAM

by Someone you should love November 19, 2020