The greatest best friend to ever exist, makes everyone's day better and brings a smile to your face. Can mostly be dumb and stupid at times but also love to watch anime and cosplay. Very helpful, kind, caring, pretty, amazing ect. They are also the therapist/Mom friend of the group :)
by zay <3 March 16, 2022
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A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.
A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.
"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."
by Illunious January 7, 2019
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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
THE END
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by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Get the Santa Fe Surprise mug.The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
by Susanea September 2, 2020
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