Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

J-Rodding

The act of wearing tight pants and loose drawls, flaunting one’s package in a public environment.

“Look at that dude J-Rodding, it’s flying everywhere!”

by Zaphyr February 11, 2025

Rods for Pods

Gay, queer, small chode, U aint got no pancake mix, faggot, ugly pick slut, prick, ash, homo, jb, Likes dick in the but, slut, cunt, whore, pollpuffer, Likes to fuck black 80 year old ladys saggy tits, cant play video games, Sexy (shhhh), fuck me fuck you, very horny, fucks rocket ships, drinks anal leakage, AND i love you TROY!!!! You no i do forever and always <3

Rods for Pods

by HolyRonster April 26, 2011

Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.

Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!

by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009

Pos rod

1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.

2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.

After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.

by Mickies November 7, 2017

rod magnet

someone so hot, they uncontrollably attract a man's rods.

That chick was a total rod magnet.

by jhanley86 February 8, 2019

rod

Long, hard straight instrument, used for various reasons. Some being penetration others being complete and total pleasure.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Shove that rod deep inside me.

by The wenis master October 26, 2017