nonomonen

Expected event fails to repeat

The comet did not appear. So sometime this period it may have impacted another body in it s path. This year's sighting was a.
Nonomonen

by rankstorn May 13, 2013

dick puke

n., ejaculate.
v., to ejaculate

Noun; Her blindness was only temporary, caused from overcasting my dick puke.

Verb; I rather my mate squeeze feathers before I dick puke.

by rankstorn September 06, 2013

pheronemonic

pheromones transmit information that affect persons.

pheronemonic is to deja vu

As bacon is to olfactory.

" I don't what attracted me to him" remarked Ann.

"Perhaps his pits excreted something pheronemonic, you were unable to recognize", offered Dr. Owfulll.

by rankstorn February 28, 2013

zealocity

Effecting change with quickness and zeal.

With zealocity, they covered the police station walls with illegible scrawls

by rankstorn March 01, 2013

Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven

"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven

by rankstorn August 01, 2013

auctionitis

describes the inability to avoid auctions and their accompanying behaviors. Auctionitis may be benign, where one may find an item which is necessary is cheapest at auction, or, acute where in combination with shopaholicism the sufferer experiences a painful, penniless, clutter-world where Oprah would be unwelcomed.

Please, extend my credit line so I can bid on that pair of Ferragamo boots, my auctionitis is acting up.

by rankstorn February 25, 2014