huge bong rip

An inhalation of massive quantities of cannabis smoke, originally mastered in Northern California.

Stoner: "Dude, that was a huge bong rip"

Stoner No.2: "cough cough cough cough."

by AaronGG November 21, 2007

Date Rip

an expensive date that leads nowhere

Leon: hey how did your date go with that girl you met on facebook?

Peter: Holy crap dude, complete date rip!! She gets nailed on 3 mojitos, orders the seafood platter, bitched about all her cheap friends, doesn't even offer to pay when the bill comes, and then when I take her home she blows me a kiss and says 'call me'.

by Peter Greenwall January 22, 2010

not my rip

short-hand for indicating that a movie that you're posting for download online was not digitized into computer form from the dvd or vhs ("ripped") by you personally.

not my rip. all the episodes of "beavis and butt-head".

by nobodyhuhhuh March 14, 2009

You rip stick?

Do you smoke the Juul?

Brad: Yo bro what flavor pod you got?
**Chad rips stick**
Chad: Mint obviously you rip stick?
**Brad says yes and rips stick**

by dmoze November 14, 2018

Whip it and rip it

When you have to piss so bad you whip out your dick and immediately piss

I have to piss so bad I have to whip it and rip it

by The absolute best October 22, 2019

slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.

I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010