Pirate Bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.

by gooch14 August 07, 2006

ass pirate

somebody who steals ones ass virginity without concent or free will

shane is a very skilled ass pirate

by shit bag February 06, 2006

Butt Pirate

someone who finds themselves completely absorbed and facinated in anal sex

don't go to sleep, the butt pirate will raid your asshole with vasoline

by Amy & Ashley "Butt Pirate" November 20, 2003

white pirate

after sex, ejaculating in the girls open eye, then kicking her in the shin, creating a pirate motion as she holds her eye and grabs her shin. As an eye patch and peg leg.

Dude, i gave her a white pirate last night!
Dude, you are the kinkiest bastard ive ever met

by patchypirate October 25, 2007

pirate style

After recieving oral sex, you jiz in the girls eye, punch her in the mouth, and kick out her leg. Then she proceeds to jump around on one leg, holding her eye going Arrgh Arrgh

I just gave it to that girl, pirate style.

by Spot March 10, 2004

pirate-ninja

Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.

Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.

There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky

from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)

whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!

by Joint Masta Jay April 30, 2005

Angry Pirate

The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!

by Dickie Brooks October 05, 2007