check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.

Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

sticky pants

When the man glaze from your husband/boyfriend/sailor drips out of your vagina onto your panties after sex.

Ah, fuck my butt! I had sex with Whats-his-face before work and now I have sticky pants!

by OneEightSeven July 26, 2005

Mr. Poopy Pants

A grumpy male with such a poor attitude, it would lead you to believe that he might just have a pile of poop sitting in his pants.

Babies are always grumpier when they have poop in their diapers... Thus a Mr. Poopy Pants

by Tet September 5, 2013

Teller Pants

Those tight black dress pants usually worn by female bank tellers and other attractive women working behind a counter.

Danny: Man check out those teller pants!
Jeremy: Dude that's true beauty

by Westbr0ok January 28, 2009

meanie pants

to be mean, the childish way of calling a mean person a name that they won't entirely get.

"You meanie pants!" the girl said to the bully.

by Bev Smoufindouf November 21, 2005

in my pants

phrase used as self flattery

A: Dude, did you see the length of that foot-long stick
B:In my pants!!

or

A:Check out this huge mag-lite i got.
B: I 've got a huge mag-lite...in my pants!!!!

by Badass May 6, 2003