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Papa Johnsing

When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.
"Jason, are you Papa Johnsing again?"

"Yeah, sorry, this fanfic is just so juicy!'
by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021
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Papa Toney

A very funny and dirty mined individual. 3 boys give him loads of chest pain. He ejaculated off a bridge once. I saw it with my own eyes.
Papa toney has the worlds greatest road rage.
by Dinoation February 12, 2024
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papa yon

The Hispanic mom way to say 'Papa John's'
Hispanic Mom: Que quieres voy a ir a comprar comida, quieres papa yon, macdonas o burger kin

Son: Papa John's please
by snappyjoe February 13, 2024
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Papa Emeritus III

Papa Emeritus III (Also commonly referred to as Terzo) is the third (and best) Emeritus brother from the band Ghost. He was introduced in 2015 (I think) and he is super hot and I want him to stomp me. I am so gay for him.
Person 1: Who is your favorite papa?
Person 2: Papa Emeritus III, he is amazing.
Person 1: Take my hand in marriage please.
by olive the olive sprout February 19, 2024
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papa cunt

When your baby daddy is a cunt, he is a papa cunt. Papa cunts, the biggest cunts of them all, you could call them the alpha cunt. Often found in groups (cunt clans) in Wetherspoons having a 'cheeky pint with the lads', probably when they were supposed to be taking care of their kid.
"My baby daddy keeps changing the days he's supposed to have Junior but hates when I change days"
"What a papa cunt"
by Mumma Smurf March 2, 2024
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papa worries

a grandfather that worries

and worries…

and worries…

and thinks constantly; “this family is going to shit”
by kenndrraaa March 10, 2024
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Papa Smurf Grip

An extended idiom on the one-sided phrase: "argue till you're blue in the face", whereas this phrase illustrates both parties arguing until they are both blue - specifically defined as when a small-handed individual grabs a penis and squeezes so hard that both the penis and the small hand turn blue due to constricted blood flow from the pressure.
The two stared intently at one another, one hand holding his opponent firmly with his Papa Smurf Grip while the other - wincing in pain - refused to capitulate the argument.
by PogCollector February 20, 2026
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