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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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obsile

Slutty, but in a nice, polite kind of way to where "slutty" just doesn't fit for this type of person.
"I met this girl online, she didn't seem like a slut, but wanted to shower with me. I'm thinking she's a bit of an obsile."
by ImightbeanObsile June 6, 2014
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Obsession

Is the feeling of habitual addiction to a thing that you can't resist, that comes to the point that it's already so important to you; that even though you know it's wrong, you still continue it; you just can't stop then you start to be pathetical to it; just to feel calmed, you will figure & do things for it to be your own secret & special way to a more deep relation forever, until you can. You will never admit it, but will forever be your addiction, because you think that it feels good to you, & you're already bound by the feeling that as long as the wrong feels right it's like you're perfect & more than inlove to it.
Why are you so Obsessed with me? Well, I just wanna ask, because you keep on stalking me; it gives me the creeps that I'm already your Obsession.
by Texazen Taxiya October 17, 2015
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Obsolelitist

Someone who holds old things in higher esteem than old things, essentially a hipster.
Noun: "That dudes wearing a Spartan skirt." "What an Obsolelitist"
by The Obsolelitist April 5, 2016
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obsn

A: Your link is OFN.
B: Yeah, OBSN.
by nUIQiMygItik548MSHbeXYRAaZxrBP December 1, 2016
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Obsignity

The state of obsessed with someone's dignity but referring to your infatuation in a peculiar fashion, crush.
Observe his obsignity with that girl.

I am obsignified by that girls personality.
by Dontellectual April 6, 2017
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ObservantPillow

Man that guy is such a ObservantPillow
by Gaylord234 January 18, 2017
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