fire in Ikea

A simile, used to describe a large, chaotic human stampede.
"When the alarm went off, it was like a fire in Ikea!"
by JackGunMeister February 19, 2015
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Fire Laundry

When you're walking down the street and smell the scent of laundry being done. If it smells so good that you actually stop to take in the scent, that's what you call that Fire Laundry. It smells so good, it's that Fire!!!!!!
I was walking my dog Sir-Farts-Alot and I got a scent of someone doing that Fire Laundry. It smelt so Great!!!!!
by Bags84550 August 20, 2021
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blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.
Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards
by zizi_87 October 15, 2018
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Fire nut

A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.

Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?
by SlimmAl May 11, 2020
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fire piss

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
by 0eAthePenis October 09, 2015
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Spittin Fire

An innovator in the punk music genre. Widely regarded as the best musician of all time.
What is your favorite Spittin Fire song? JLPA or JLPA 2?
by Spittin Fire #1 Fan September 27, 2019
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Fire in the DMs

Term used to describe the atmosphere of a Direct Message.

When conversation gets heated (eg. nudes implied) or a lot of flirting is taking place, it can be said that man has fire in the DMs.
"Bruv, how's it goin wiv Shaniece?"
"She be askin for nudes man; I got fire in the DMs"
"Oooooohhhhhhhhh BOI"
by Bedward Mewens April 27, 2017
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