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As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
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"Pretty good Matt, halfway through Jennifer Aniston started blowing a banana and not going to lie but I popped a jimmy so big it knocked over my popcorn!"
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