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muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl
(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.
muddy muffin by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

Muddy Clam 

Performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.
My girl loves it when i give her a Muddy Clam!
Muddy Clam by jstwnbby34 November 22, 2011

Muddy Buddies 

You are either with one girl, or perferably two, just to make it a threeway. You are doing anal with the girl or the first girl. The girl or girl number one shits on your dick just to make it more fun. Then the girl or girl number two starts eating the shit off your dick.
Kate Upton took a shit on Kanye's dick then he had Megan Fox suck it off, becoming Muddy Buddies.
Muddy Buddies by Pu$$y69 July 17, 2012
Balls that are the size of tennis balls and produce gallons of Semen
omg did you see his mundos dangling from his shorts
Mundos by Kalvin m October 31, 2019
A big hore that probably would fuck you in a public
Mandy is on my bus
Mandy by Assassin457629 October 1, 2020
Lazy way to say "Mandy Mooresic". Mental condition in which only the pinkest and fluffiest of clouds and thoughts of how being faithful and loving can be the answer to all evil. Causes one to be constantly overjoyed and always painfully annoying and smily.
Mandy Moore...