me and matty

To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.

#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!

by Shitfrig October 30, 2004

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

dutch oven mitt

see: cupcaked entry.

"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."

by Ali Bongo. November 11, 2007

mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: fancy a mitten?
Woman: lets rock!

by dogga January 7, 2006

misty

has a shart kink and loves teru minamoto. keep your distance and use pepper spray if neccessary.

"Misty I love you"

"Yo mama"

by mothsexual April 16, 2021

mitten fuck

When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell

The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over

by mitman August 5, 2007