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Midnight

If you're trying to find this as a guys name then you're welcome to read this,
the most wonderful and sweet kind sharing guy you'll ever meet, he can be a baddie and he can be really kind, you could spend hours and hours talking with him, he is the best fanfic buddie you'll ever have in life
he will always be on your side no matter what and he'll try his best to help you with your problems, but if you don't like him then he'll dissapear like he was never there with you in the photos.
person 1: damnit I regret leaving my best friend.

person 2: what was their name?

person 1: Midnight.

person 2: yeah you messed up hard bro.
by Alexia Fuentes November 23, 2021
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Midnight Sniff

When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
I “midnight sniffed” 7 times last week and only had to wash my hands once.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021
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midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
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MidnightBeamz

MidnightBeamz
by Noob_R0ad December 24, 2021
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Midnight Coffee

Always tired, but you can't sleep. No matter what you do, you are constantly plagued by insomnia. So much so in fact that coffee is the only thing that can keep your motor functions going. I'm turning into Tyler Durden out here.
by effingradical February 5, 2022
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Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female
Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.
by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022
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Midnight Fire

The act of running tor-ward's while having diarrhea then lighting the shit on fire in the middle of the night
She was screaming at someone and running tor-ward's that person and then doing a Midnight Fire
by DirtyDaddyFucker22 March 1, 2022
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