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Man-Nayze 

A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.
I gave her a boner-sandwich with extra Man-Nayze!
Related Words
man man whore mangina mana manny Mango mang mansplaining manu Mandy

Man Reading 

When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
Man Reading by scher&air February 4, 2012

Man Sleeves 

Compression sleeves worn by elite, professional athletes and ultra incredible people in general who need that extra athletic edge. If you are trying to look and feel uh-mazing no matter what physically demanding activity you are doing, but just aren't sure what to wear, then get a pair. They give you muscle definition even if you didn't know you had any! Don't be surprised if you see these cropping up everywhere and on everyone...from hipsters to debutantes. Popeye has his spinach, Superman has his cape, and you have your Man Sleeves.
Man Sleeves are worn by RG3

man-spading 

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.
"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."
man-spading by lowrey7 March 22, 2014
Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.
Man Nub by SEXretary January 12, 2015

man fart 

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.
man fart by Urban2016 July 24, 2015