A lost person in the realization that struggle to understand the aspect in life in understanding outside it’s own world
by Vcx April 4, 2023

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.
"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."
"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."
by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

When something goes exactly as planned.
Everything pans out, with benefits.
A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.
A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.
A jewish dentist who rips people off.
A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.
Everything pans out, with benefits.
A serious backhand in table tennis, at least 2900 level, not even giving much effort.
A kike who can use his backhand for table tennis and forging signatures for fraud insurance.
A jewish dentist who rips people off.
A scamming jew with an amazing backhand in table tennis.
"Petteeerrrr looook, I'm not even tryyinnngggg"... "The ball's lost!" Gary Osmanoff yells as he beats Adam Hugh 11-4 the first game.
"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."
"If you give the ball to my backhand...... THE BALL IS LOST."
by Gary Osmanoff November 2, 2011

When you try to say something via text but the tone is lost and you just end up explaining the initial content again stating your initial intentions.
by eighthmoon March 27, 2020

by drshallow69 October 27, 2021

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
