Long Rod

A person of taller than average height with a thin physique who could be mistaken for a walking johnson.

I was at this gig the other night but couldn't see anything because this long rod kept dancing in front of me.

Long Rod by Baz L August 10, 2007

Long Beach, MS

To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.

Long Beach, MS: Home of the sluts and wiggers.

Long Beach, MS by josybird. February 10, 2012

Long live 

The English say Long live the king/queen when they die.

The saying can be adopted to express relief or just acknowledgment that something is over.

I took my last final today. Long live 1Ls.

Long live by [e-mail] May 7, 2009

Long Undershirt Syndrome 

When the sleeves from your undershirt surpass your over-shirt.
This usually causes flaring out of the sleeves, making you look like a fool.

Guy 1: Did you guys see JC's Long Undershirt Syndrome? today?

Guy 2: It made me want to throw up.

Long Undershirt Syndrome by motherbird May 18, 2009

Long time no shag 

What you say to someone with whom you have had one or more previous sexual encounters. Primarily used to

1. Announce sexual prowess and coolness to the general public.
2. Display lack of shame.
3. Humiliate the person to whom the comment is directed, automatically making you the winner and czar of all things excellent.

Ethan: Yo Melissa! Long time no shag, eh?
Melissa: Go fuck yourself Ethan.

Long time no shag by puertorican120 June 30, 2011

Long dong kong 

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong

"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"

Long dong kong by Long dong kong March 31, 2017

Long Stick 

A fuckin dick

I have a long stick up my mouth

Long Stick by Loliduenfbsje January 19, 2018