Real Life

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.

1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?

by TheScaryOne April 30, 2003

WHAT IS LIFE?

A phrase that is used when something completely upsetting, shocking, and mind-numbing occurs that questions the meaning of your existence and the existence of everything else.

Can also be used when you are speechless and there are no words to describe your thoughts.

Friend 1: She applied to 18 schools and she didn't get into ANY. And she has a 95 average.

Friend 2:.......WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!

-------OR---------

Boy: Someone robbed my house then set it on fire......
WHAT IS LIFE?.

by lalala29 July 17, 2011

life support system for a cunt

Any kiniving bitch, ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, spouse visa fraud or general whore.

If you weren't a life support system for a cunt, you wouldn't have a friend in the world.

by psychopath9 May 1, 2009

Balls to my life

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.

Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.

by Foohtube February 23, 2011

Rocko's Modern Life

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

Avakin Life

Now notoriously known for banning people who says the word "Noodles".

Avakin user: "Send me noodles"

Avakin life Team: *Bans user*

by XxCookiemayxX March 18, 2019

license plate language

(n)-The type of language used on license plates in which some words may be shortened in order to fit to correctly display the message the owner of the car may be trying to get across.

''WHTSUP''

''FRDAY13''

-Hey, what does that say?

''ILVYOU2''
-What?
''It says I love you two. It's license plate language.''
-Oh

by bamaboy2251 June 27, 2009