Lake Isabella

You were searching for bakersfield instead you got lost and found a lake in the middle of some mountains. Hopefully your white!(Europeans first explored this area they found it populated mostly by a couple of Indian tribes, the Tubatulabals and by a few Paiute-Shoshone. After an incounter with the U.S. Calvery the deomgraphics stand thus: 90.44% White, 0.06% Black or African American, 1.90% Native American, 0.81% Asian, 0.06% Pacific Islander, 2.50% from other races, and 4.22% from two or more races. 6.76% of the population were Hispanic or Latino of any race. ) If not take a picture and leave now! (you'll have a better impression of the place if you do). This place looks like Mayberry but is secretly Stepford The town is made of three types of people: the stuckin the 50's era group- a run in with this group you will find out very quickly what is and isn't appropiate of a young man or lady, how this town came to be and how thier family helped, and why you shouldn't be there ( that is unless your related to one of the ruling families aka someone rich, a mayor, a principle, or the dock owner and in that case they already know everything about you) If not be prepare to be snubbed like no other. Group 2 the product of the 50's era people- these are the ones who could not escape: they have jobs their parents made them get, they spend the weekends drunk at the beach, most smoke or do something else not entirely legal. A lot of them probably got out for a little while but couldn't make it in the real world with out help from mommy and daddy so they came back to breed, get drunk and shame thier parents. Group 3 non white and non related to the rest of the town: this type is most likely mexican and wont speak english so they don't understand the other 90% when they were told to get out of town. You don't see much of them unless group 2 is trying to anger group 1 by dateing, marrying or befreinding them. Lake Isabella located near the armpit of california has a wopping population of 3,315 at the 2000 census. Is mostly for a 2 day vacation spot due to the 2 rivers and large forests and lack of police force the hot summer weather and the river's natural beauty entice many of the nearly 500,000 visitors who flock there to camp, fish and experience water sports. Unfortuatley because the lake is man made under currents and vareing degrees of deepth make this area the 4th likely spot in the US to drown if you do drowned you'll probably be under the influence of something and you'll probably take someone else with you.

Welcome to Lake Isabella Pop: 3,315 oops! I mean 3,309 we found the John Doe and his clan at the bottom of the lake.

by decendant of a group 2 April 3, 2009

lake forest

One of the richest, pure raced communisities in the world. The residents usualy have a rather short sighted view of things, but overall, despite being slightly self centered, are good people. Do not expect to see many minorities, and any that you do have either been dregded of any ethnic traces, or are shunned quickly from the "in" crowd. Numerous exclusive country clubs dot the landscape of Lake Forest, or the "LF" as residents call it.
There are two major high schools in the area, a boarding school called Lake Forest Academy, where most of the students are boarders from out of state. The other high school is the public school, called Lake Forest High School. This establishment provides a good mix of rich children and the leff afluent of the area.

"Dude, let's hang out in LB (lake Bluff) this weekend, I just need to get out of Lake Forest for awhile..."

by True Lake Forester, out to correct stereotypes November 12, 2008

Lakers

See World Champions

The year 2004

by jeff maxwell May 18, 2004

Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park

The greatest place to be in Connecticut during the summer. If you need a summer job you have a 95% chance of getting one here. Working here is one of the greatest experiences ever if you love working outside and you are a people person with A LOT of patience. Rides is the greatest department...and one of the main reasons why we have guests. If you are like me...you will live at this place and this place will be one of the only things in your life that makes you happy.

Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.

Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.

by sammic0306 March 25, 2011

Lakehead

1)Slang for doing poorly on a test/assignment. Originated from Lakehead University in Ontario, a post-secondary institute renowned for its low admission standards, poor academic record and rampant alcoholism.

2) To carry out an extremely stupid or unadvisable act

1) Man, I went totally Lakehead on that Econ midterm.

2) Holy shit, I pulled a Lakehead!

by Brian March 6, 2005

Lake George

Village in upstate new york that is dead in the winter time. With a population of 3,578 (as of 2000), Lake George's finest assest is the lake. Unfortunately, that too has been crapped upon by the thousands of tourists that boat on it each year.

"Lake George is an elaborate name for a dirty vacation." - Jackson Strong

by Elvira, queen of doom August 14, 2004

Lakeland

The # 1 shit hole of Polk County. Filled with wet backs, niggers, crackers, and hobos. Oh, and hookers by the thousands on Wabash(the most run down street ever,filled with whores and pimp mexicans). Great place to find dealers of all sorts on every street corner. Even the popos roll a joint now and then.

Drunk #1- Imma go to Lakeland and get me some fine 20 dollar whores on Wabash.
Drunk #2- Hell yea, I got me some twentys in my pocket bro.(slurring a bit)
Drunk #1- Double head!(passes out)
Drunk #2- Oh shit, man!(runs away)

by Cerinthe August 2, 2011