jonesin his junk 

"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)

Natalie was totally jonesin his junk last night.

jonesin his junk by Ray "big poppa" June 4, 2009

phone jones 

Someone who loves to talk on da phone

Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones

phone jones by dogmeatz January 18, 2008

lucy jones 

Lucy is the type of girl that is hot but says she is ugly funnyish has really good friends and is a flirt on occasion. She can be intelligent when it's the right subject and is going to end up being the love of your life whether u realize it or not. You will probably meet " lucy jones " in middle school and high school. Boys hold on to her 4 as long as u can.

Damn look at lucy jones
Wish lucy jones was single

I'm falling for lucy jones
Your lucky u have lucy jones hold on to her

lucy jones by Thiccckkkkass November 8, 2017

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX 

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Chelsea Jones 

Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =]

Me - Daaaaaaaang look at Chelsea Jones.
SOMEONEELESE -- I know, I'd tap that.
Me - me too.

Chelsea Jones by thedefinitionofchelsea. February 13, 2010

Al Jones 

When a person, primarily a female, acts like a complete slut. This can be accomplished by several actions, including but not limited to: hooking up with someone who is in a relationship, stealing a boyfriend/girlfriend, having sex (a lot), loving to give oral sex, breaking up with her partner because the sex is not up to par, loving to be on bottom during intercourse, giving an orgasmic hug, or just being completely legit.

Kim: Wow, did you hear that new rumor?
Josh: The one about Katie giving examples on how to give head?
Kim: Yeah!
Jake: Yeah, she definitely pulled an Al Jones.

Al Jones by J-Sac January 25, 2010

Jon Jones

A queen, but won't admit it. If you call him a queen he may throw his pink hairbrush at the floor, sits sulking ALL the time and has an unhealthy and quite honestly DISGUSTING obsesssion with his own manhood.

Last night Jon Jones got called a dick head, after a rather large diva tantrum, which involved sitting on the kitchen floor claiming to have claustrophobia, he went and sat in the snow sulking for 2 hours in his pyjamas. That's a real Jon Jones.

Jon Jones by ram ram ram3 January 1, 2009