jersey shore

a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion

brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried

by gdjck8866 February 5, 2010

new jersey taco

To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.

As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.

by Justin Bacon November 13, 2006

New Jersey

Truly the best state in the nation.
We're the richest in terms of income.
So the next time you diss us, remember, if we seceded from the nation, we'd be the richest independent nation in the world!
We also pimp because we're in between New York City and Philadelphia. We got the beach and the mountains. The only other state that can come close is California and that's too freakin' big.
Simply said, we are the best. We're home to all the emo bands. We have the best drivers and we don't pump our gas.
We're also home of the best ivy (yes, that's Princeton). Harvard is actually second.
Despite Trenton, Camden, and Newark's bad reps, the rest of us are preppy, wealthy, and can kick your fat ass. Morris County, Somerset County, and Hunterdon County are richer than the rest of the damn country.
We're home of LAX, manymanymany Mercedes Benz, Jaguars, Beemers, and your mom.
Short Hills Mall anyone?
We're in the books, the movies, our stars are on the big screen. We're ubiquitous. Now suck it.
Yeah, don't hate. Worship us, bitch. And don't hate just 'cos you can't afford to live here.

Non New Jersey-ite: Oh, you're from New Jersey?
New Jersey-ite: Yeah, I am. Now, pump my gas.
*Non New Jersey-ite pumps the Jersey-ite's gas*

by MERREM July 26, 2008

Jersey Shore

Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.

"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."

by Bingflacker June 4, 2011

Chatham, New Jersey

Chatham, New Jersey may be talked about as a bitchy, mean stuck up town but the truth is...the people that say that are really just jealous. so get over yourselves. chatham is the definition of awesome and everyone that lives there knows it. Chatham is pretty much the best town ever, and we aren't that bad "chatham" that people from the towns around us say about us.

Chatham, New Jersey is the best town ever!! I wish i lived there!

by chathammislyfee October 21, 2010

Jersey Turnpiking

Is when a woman bends over at the waist so her palms are on the ground, and she grinds her booty into a mans (or another woman's) crotch.

They were out on the dance floor & she was Jersey Turnpiking him!

by dv73 August 23, 2011

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 1, 2003