jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

by Coopahloop October 8, 2009

jard

Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")

*while texting*
Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard
Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard*
Jard: I hate you

by jard19 May 30, 2020

Jaren Move

A filthy action involving one friend or person to which involves someone else’s girlfriend. Involving intercourse or a sexual action.

Jerry: Did you hear how Alex fucked Logan’s girl.

Cameron: Ya that was such a Jaren Move

by Boe Nerr August 31, 2022

Jazed

The feeling of being awesome or completed.

Woke up feeling so jazed! #jazed

I've jazed my exams with flying colors.

I beat up the robber and I'm so jazed about it!

by SoJazed December 31, 2018

Get Jayed

To get jerked off.
Fuck off!
Something funny.

Yo i can't believe it i got jayed by that girl last night.
Hey get jayed buddy!
GET JAYED!

by joel g February 6, 2008

Faded Jaded

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.

OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!

by JAMF43 May 18, 2009

janed

When Mary Jane takes you a higher plain.
When you get high.

"Lets go get janed"

"Yo man you look high"
- "I've been janed!"

by SoundDemon February 19, 2005