Unwashed Face

When you engage In something without the proper preparation or skill to do it correctly.

Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!

Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're

going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!

by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

Billy Faced

When a person (usually named Billy) becomes completely intoxicated has droopy eyes,punches his friends, hits on ugly women, pisses in corners, sleeps with a dip in , and gets rides from friends in a wheel chair.

guy 1 " hey man ur billy faced I don't think u need another beer"

Billy" eat a dick!"

by Coorsbandit January 4, 2019

Unicorn face

Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.

Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.

Lawn: What do you want for dinner?

Ben: Something edible obviously

Lawn: Wawa?

Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)

by Bennehftw December 4, 2022

Oreo face

The fascial expression caused by the orgasmic sensation of eating an Oreo.

Oh man, look at that girls Oreo face.

by Basil Valentine February 8, 2010

Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

by Cream DJ March 2, 2009

Tight-faced

To be tight in the facial features. Usually having very defined cheekbones, and taught facial skin.

Those tight-faced bitches be thirsty.

by academyresearcher August 28, 2013