Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018

The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make

Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008

Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.

"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"

by Bwianator January 9, 2008

suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.

Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.

by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.

“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”

by NAMSARK July 22, 2019