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hooker

A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding.

Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.
that hooker is one strong, cunt-lovin' individual.
by panda!panda!panda! April 14, 2006
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J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.
Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"
by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009
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hooker lips

When wearing lipstick, the color often wears off most quickly on the portion of the lips closest to the mouth (particularly after eating or drinking). This is called "hooker lips," as a similar effect can occur when performing oral sex on a man.
You need to put on more lipstick - you have hooker lips!
by Albert VF September 18, 2008
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hook up

When a young man and young woman have romantically feelings toward each other and they start dating each other exclusively. Sometimes the guy and girl start off as friends, but it progresses to something more.
Morgan and Kennedy decided to hook up after Morgan waited and waited for Kennedy to break up with her ex-boyfriend Declan.
by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019
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Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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hook -up

another word for full-blown kissing. eg french kissing...maybe a little bit of groping
did you end up hooking up with that hot guy the other night?
yea i did, he was an awesome kisser!
by Torah January 6, 2005
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Hook-Up

When people Hook-up, it having sex. most of the time with no stings attached
Boy:wanna Hook-up?
Girl:okay
*insert sex here*
Never talked to eachother again
by MasterOfTheWicket April 23, 2007
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