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Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.
That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
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hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023
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Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024
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hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing
Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me
by I might be that guy March 21, 2025
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Hookernism

My grandmother was a hooker, so essentially, I was born from hookernism
by JohnnyRed5 April 26, 2025
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Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.
I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
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HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR
THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER
by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025
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