Grumpy Schneiderman

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.

Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that

by assman19 October 24, 2011

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012

Grumples

1. The fastest kid you know these days.

Man: "Have you even seeeen the Grumples these days, you guys?"

Other Man: "Yeah dude. He's salad as a rock."

by thegrumples March 7, 2013

grumptapus

A grumpy pussy cat

The cat is a grumptapus

by Str0x November 5, 2013

grumpalicious

Deliciously grumpy. Irritable yet attractive.

Waking up after the party, Johnny found himself in bed with the most grumpalicious of playmates.

by Dr Johnny April 24, 2014

grumpyitus

Everyone has Grumpyitus. It is a disease where when you are irritable and grouchy, you are being effected by Grumpyitus. Most symptoms include; grouchiness, irritableness, loneliness, grumpiness, and the feeling of being misunderstood. If you are experiencing Grumpyitus, the only way is to wait until you feel genuinely happy again. If it is at the expense of others, though, then you are still experiencing it's effects. Don't be frightened or scared if you experience it. It will wear off eventually.

Leah's sister was grouchy and irritated, so Leah though she had the symptoms of Grumpyitus.

by Susie Nym July 22, 2014

grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015