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grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.
"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"
by milphunter March 9, 2015
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grabbing handles

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grabbitunity

When a male see's a girl with a big ass, it's am opportunity to grabb it. A "grabbitunity"
That girl has a nice ass, mike it's your grabbitunity
by Mr grabbitunity May 22, 2016
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Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.
Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.
by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016
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Grabberjack

To side eye creep on someone who is walking by, or side eye creep on someone as you walk by.
Ryan just got grabberjacked by that dude. Does he know him? Dude may have seen him when he was stalking the book. He's friends with Tuck.
by Soze77 April 2, 2017
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grabbits

Gay people who go at it like rabbits.

Also their likely pulling technique.
Those grabbits kept me up with their incessant banging!
by Thermospants September 6, 2017
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Grabbie

I am sending my sister a grabbie of buttons for her collection.
by UDJB June 28, 2018
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