gray goggles 

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.

“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”

gray goggles by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024

Davis Goggles 

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.

Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.

Davis Goggles by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024

Squidward Goggles 

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

Squidward Goggles by anonymous June 5, 2024

Club goggles 

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3

Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night

Club goggles by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Club goggles 

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on

Club goggles by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Club goggles 

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

Club goggles by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Kleen Goggles 

Kleen goggles: The latest and strangest trend in intimacy where you take a pair of goggles, fill them with urine, and place them over your partner's eyes. This daring move guarantees a 'golden' perspective on your relationship, ensuring you both see things in a whole new, albeit questionable, light. Perfect for those who love to push boundaries and redefine the meaning of 'seeing eye to eye.'

"After a few too many drinks, Mark suggested trying out Kleen goggles, but Sarah was not amused by the idea."
"Last night was wild; we even experimented with Kleen goggles. Let's just say it was a one-time thing."
"John thought he'd spice things up with Kleen goggles, but ended up sleeping on the couch instead."
"For our anniversary, Jake surprised me with a pair of Kleen goggles. I’m still trying to process if that's a good thing or not."
"During the party, someone dared us to try Kleen goggles. Needless to say, it became the talk of the night."

Kleen Goggles by Deeboh46 July 30, 2024