Free Runner

1.A person who is not diagnosed as a retard, but clearly is.
2. Someone who brags all the time to look cool, but is actually a douche lockett.

Todd: Look at that guy over there. He's wearing booty shorts and a hockey helmet..
Gary: he's definitely a free runner.

by Totten Bwoi December 7, 2013

free willy

When a man urinates without the use of his hands.

"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"

by pike-pat March 16, 2008

free yayo

Free Tony Yayo from G-Unit

Why is he arrested? What did he do?

by Shady June 12, 2004

Rent free

To live in someones head that can’t stop thinking about you.

This nigga Carson lives in Maxs head rent free

by PootiePatootie December 15, 2020

free willy

when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.

if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

Free Running

A sport where mad-men attempt death-defying stunts and Jackie-Chan esque acrobatic feats.

What, you really expect me to use Free Running in a sentence that isn't just saying the word randomly?

by Paradox Vincent November 4, 2004

free body

Physics term for all the forces applied to a given object. Merely uttering this word gives some physics teachers orgasms. Studies indicate that teachers from Canada and the northern section of the US (specifically Wisconsin) are very likely to experience this phenomenon.

Teacher: Did you make a sketch before you plug and chugged?
Student: Yeah, I drew a free body...
Teacher: Ooooh that makes me happy!

by surprisebsex November 10, 2009