Dirty Football

the act of pressing two but holes together and simultaneously defecating into the others but hole

yesterday me and Tod played Dirty Football

by smokeyturdson November 25, 2007

American Football

American football is called Football because the ball measures a foot. Incase you inbreds only thought it refers to the use of feet and balls.

Guy 1: American football should be called handegg instead of football, they don't even use their feet!

Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....

Guy 1: point taken

by SoIWasAtTheOffice July 31, 2011

Colorado Football Party

when a bunch of us guys, take some rookie right...and then coach throws us a killer party and supplies us with really hot bitches....and then, shit dude, c'mon, haha, you know!! ALLRIGHT!!

hey, lets take rookie to a colorado football party. CU, ALL THE WAY!!

by Retroit July 11, 2004

football dad

A very hot person! Always tells his kids that they suck because they do! And his kids and family all live him very much

That football dad is so hot!

by Red nose Rudolph October 1, 2018

Football player

It’s a physically challenging sport, so I have a lot of respect for football players and their work ethic. However, many encounters and witnessing of football players when they’re not on the field are usually pretty terrible. They’re usually arrogant, egotistical, and, well, mean. There’s plenty of nice ones too but many aren’t particularly nice. The football player definitions in this thread that call everyone pussies and faggots certainly do not help support their cause and they demonstrate the lack of civility that the mean ones show. In the end, it’s just a sport and they’re just athletes.

Dan: I don’t know man, maybe some football players are nice and not douchey.

by inzane118 May 26, 2020

Rhino Football League

1) A fantastical league consisting of big-thighed girls. See Rhino Fullback

"Man, if that girl played football for the Rhino Football League, she'd be a rhino fullback!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Fantasy Football Bushleague

A phrase used to describe a Fantasy Football League that is of poor competition, standards, and unsportsmanlike. AThe Bushleague falls into grey area because technically no rules are being broken, and if rules are being broken there is a lack of accountability and oversight, thus offenders face no consequence. A person who contributes to a league being labeled a "Bushleague" often abuses technicalities, loose rules, and gentlemen/handshake deals. A Fantasy Football Commissioner should be proactive in the issues within a league before their precious league is labeled a "Bushleague." Someone who commonly plays with antics that are considered bushleague, would be considered a "bushleaguer". Both "bushleague" and "bushleaguer" can be used to describe a league that needs rebuilding, or a player of poor regard.

"Man, the commissioner wanted everyone's buy-in money before the draft, but it has been over a week since the championship, and he still hasn't paid out! And he won't return calls or texts...This is a real bushleague!

"Did you see him screenshot the live point breakdown when he lost? Not knowing a sack doesn't count as negative rushing yards. LOL, He's a real Bushleaguer bro. He should start his own fantasy football bushleague for underachievers

by FF_GOAT January 11, 2022