Fatherless

Me I am fatherless.

Friend: hey why isn't there any milk
Me: my dad is getting some
Friend: oh when will he get back?
Me: I don't know it's been 13 years now
Friend: oh... so you're fatherless
Me: yeah pretty much

by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022

Your father

Your father is your male parent

Your father is a mother and you have 2,147,483,647 mothers and you killed your father and Selena killed you A N D H I S N A M E I S J O H N C E N A . . . T H E F A T H E R O F S E L E N A

by Nobody2147483646 December 25, 2019

motherfucker fathersucker

a term refer to a person who have a relationship both with their dad and mom...

as insult that can be thrown at both sexes, a combination of motherfucker and fathersucker

you are a motherfucker fathersucker,

go and fuck yourself, you motherfucker fathersucker

by onesadpandabear February 6, 2010

FatherSynne

overweight out of shape latino man usually named Ray Ruiz who likes to dress up like a priest and have private wrestling matches with children.

That guy is a total FatherSynne, keep him away from children

by Tom February 14, 2004

Father Caughlin

The guy who almost became the hitler of america But got assasinated before he could run against FDR. He was a racist beleiving jews and blacks where inferior. He was strongly enforced by The KKK If he were president we would have been on the Axis rather than the allies (probably)

Father caughlin Almost made us a fucken dictatorship and Completely ruined america but someone was smart enough to see when political assisanation is ok

by I am who is said to be allah December 14, 2008

father

What Darth Vader is to Luke Skywalker.

Luke, I'm your father.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Relucant father

A father that is not inclined or disposed to get involved in the raising or enjoyment of his children.

If it is convenient, he will show up and participate - but he will stay on the side lines and observe mildly interested.

Friend: Did Joey's dad show up?
Me: Ya he arrived for the last 3 minutes of the playoff game, and then he grudgingly saundered over to the field. The asshole didn't even see his son play.

Friend: What a relucant father

by Taking the stairs May 10, 2011