The mom who acts like her family is perfect on Facebook. She post photos of her kids like they are the best, and talk highly of them. Acts like her family is better than everyone else's. After posting the photos of a "perfect" family on Facebook, they all start to fight.
"Hannah is such a facebook mom."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."
by Facebook mom August 14, 2019
Get the Facebook Mommug. Somebody who is all on facebook all the time and likes and comments on everybody else's posts and photos, but refuses to do the same to yours.
Announcing some good news such as you are engaged, got married, are pregnant, bought a house or had a baby and everybody else likes except that one hater of yours, and yet they are on Facebook because they are posting, commenting and liking other non-important posts. They also refuse to like any nice photos or other great quotes you share, and refuse to give props where it is due. This is a hater in real life and Facebook life, but they make so obvious on Facebook by being the only one that refuses to like your comments, photos, good quotes and other good news shared through Facebook. "Facebook Hater"
by PhoenixxDoll November 13, 2013
Get the facebook hatermug. when two people fight using not real froms of communication but continuously change their facebook status to describe their hatred or discontent for another individual at a certain time. Usually used by angry girls to bitch at boys and so that everyone can see the two are fighting, also useful for attention whores who crave that generated response of "whats wrong" when asked about their status.
Guy 1: dude last night i swiped kristens vcard then pulled a premature evacuation and now the bitch keeps on posting her status as "that little fucking bastard, i hope he dies in hell" every ten minutes on facebook.
Guy 2: Sounds like the bitch is starting a Facebook fight.
Guy 2: Sounds like the bitch is starting a Facebook fight.
by Delaware January 8, 2009
Get the facebook fightmug. one who goes on facebook and adds anybody just to get the most number of friends and constantly goes on the site and posts pictures up like everyday or changes his or her status multiple times a day
by pokerface2 March 28, 2009
Get the facebook homug. The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.
(At the bar)
Jim: How about that new kid, Ryan. He's so cool.
Thom: I dunno man, he already tried to facebook me, wtf?
Jim: So?
Thom: So I'm leaving him in facebook limbo, I don't want him jo'ing to pictures of my drunk girlfriend...
(At the lunchroom)
Alex's Stalker Ex: Why didn't you add me to your friends on facebook? I friend requested you last week! I thought we were friends now! How come every day when I go through your whole list of friends I'm not on there?
Alex: Baby, it's okay, I just haven't had a chance to approve you.
Jim: How about that new kid, Ryan. He's so cool.
Thom: I dunno man, he already tried to facebook me, wtf?
Jim: So?
Thom: So I'm leaving him in facebook limbo, I don't want him jo'ing to pictures of my drunk girlfriend...
(At the lunchroom)
Alex's Stalker Ex: Why didn't you add me to your friends on facebook? I friend requested you last week! I thought we were friends now! How come every day when I go through your whole list of friends I'm not on there?
Alex: Baby, it's okay, I just haven't had a chance to approve you.
by k.fizzle December 12, 2007
Get the facebook limbomug. A woman or a girl who maintains a profile on Facebook or any other social networking website with the sole porpoise of attracting male attention.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
It is easy to recognize them by their slutty pictures. Nearly all pictures they have will feature themselves, either with underwear, or make up and hair-do obviously only made for the photo. They will nearly always include some (semi) professional pictures of themselves, probably made for a modeling portfolio that never got them a job. Some of the pictures will show them posing in hot pants at hom in front of the radiator and the tucky curtain. Their pictures will consequently attract heaps of comments from wanking strangers like "wowwwwwwwwwwwwww sexy".
Most of their contacts are males that they have never met.
To make sure people will only care about their looks they usually fill their details with empty bullshit that tries to appear sweet instead of displaying any sort of personality, even attempting to look even more dumb than they actually are by putting "hahahaha" as their favorite book.
They would do virtually everything to appear to be the cheapest easiest whore on earth just to get as many men hit on them as possible, so they can think they really are hot and be happy with themselves. Usually this is all what they want, and avoid taking anything with a man any further than flirting and letting him admire them. Just watch: they will never have a wall post from any of her hundreds of male friends that refers to any shared experience. Becase she never meets them.
I can't believe my boyfriend requested a meeting from this local Facebook Tease when he was coming to visit me in my country. Now he says that he didn't get to meet her, as she didn't get back in touch with him after collecting his msn address. Now I pretend not to believe him.
by VictoriaTheSecond February 19, 2009
Get the Facebook Tease mug. Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
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Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
Get the Face-to-Facebookmug.