Evan

A GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT WITH AN OBSESSION FOR DICKS AND MR.SIMS

PUSSY ASS NIGGER EVAN

by Chinklovers69Jo May 10, 2017

Evan

Female version:
She's beautiful and knows it. She's kind but has a temper. She's a tomboy at heart but likes to dress up and look pretty. She's outgoing but can be shy when there is a big crowd. She is happy when she is able to make others happy.

"Evan is so quiet."
"Evan is loud and funny when you get to know her."

by KaraEvan December 21, 2016

Evan

Evan is a big paedophile who strokes little children and rapes them.

OMG ITS AN EVAN
I KNOW HES A BIG NONCE

by 1293833372 December 4, 2018

Eran

Eran is a sadly stupid being that can’t speak English yet tries to learn korean. Why? Unknown. If you try to be friends with them they will accept immediately due to being desperate. They tend to scare away anyone willing to talk to them and are aching for attention. Most likely if your name is Eran you will end up in your 60’s living with 48 cats.

Eran needs more expresso for their depresso.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: You don’t want to know.
Person 1: What if I do?
Person 2: Ugh, shut up. It’s Eran, now quiet. If they hear us they might approach...

by Eran-iya October 13, 2019

Evan

Skinny ass nigga that Is kicked from wing.

Is Evan actually in Evac?

by Harambe lived December 23, 2016

evan

An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET

"That chick is such an evan."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

Ashley and Evan :)

The type of couple everyone wishes they could be. The most fun and attractive couple you will ever meet & destined to get married.

Damn I wish we were Ashley and Evan :)

by anonymous19999990 July 31, 2012