Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008

douchebag stamp

upper back tattoo, preferably of a "tribal" design, that helps to show what a douchbag someone is.

thats kid has his douchebag stamp as his face book profile pic

by troawesome March 2, 2009

Douchebag

Any male who defined "Love" on Urbandictionry

Go outside, douchebags

by GregSIsTheBest March 13, 2009

douchebagitus

A contagious form of douchebaggery where a person you hang around with is such a douchebag, it rubs off on others where they too become douchebags.

I must have douchebagitus because my friends were decent when I met them. Now they are all douchesniffers.

by jon.o April 13, 2010

Douchebaggery

A noun that describes someone as being a douche bag. Rather than simply calling someone a douche bag, this word allows for a description of the way and level in which they are one.

See also douchebagurelle

The level of douchebaggery that you have reached is unbelievable.

Did you see the disgusting douchebaggery that that guy was pulling at the party?

by Dictionarial August 16, 2009

douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Undercover douchebag

someone who is not meaning to be a douche bag but is. This person usually hears a story and braggs about how his life is going so well.

Dude, did you hear what Scott said after Frank told him that his girlfriend broke up with him?
Yea dude. Scott was totally being an undercover douchebag

by mytheral February 12, 2010