dildo

nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.

I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock

by realman October 3, 2003

dildod

well basically it started from an indian means how are you. example...

gurpak says:- dildod
humkapak says:- im fine thanks.

by john April 12, 2004

Digdon

Someone who gets fat playing endless hours of video games

Thomas: Digdon, get off my computer!
Jordan: ..I can't stand up, I'm too fat.

by Evan123456 November 26, 2007

dido head

a dido head is jargon from the Rush Limbaugh Show referring to a faithful listener of the show.

there are over 15 million dido heads that listen to the Rush Limbaugh Show

by desmond1639 February 22, 2010

DILDO

The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).

Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!

by Tcp October 6, 2013

Dildo

1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".

As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.

by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016

Dido

Dido is very poggers, and she's most likely not bald. Obama and pitbull once said 'Poggy woggy'. That wasn't about dido, but in my mind it was.

Person 1: Woah who is that!? She is flaming flipping dipping ass ripping hot!!

Person 2: That is dido!! So hot!!<33

by PhoenixIsPoggers September 27, 2021